| math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probability his moms name is leslie |
| history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
My mom is yelling at my sister and I overheard this.
| Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Sister: that's not fair |
| Mom: DO AS I SAY. |
| Sister: You never send Iris to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: Iris never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: I CAN HEAR YOU. |
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